JRM Rants

So as people should know, I am a HUGE Minnesota Twins fan. So after the yanks beat the Twins in the playoffs, I was a little cranky and decided to share my feelings. If you’re a yankee fan, I’m sorry… not because of this rant, but because you cheer for them.

ok... i just need to get this of my chest...

I HATE the yankees... HATE them... what team thinks they can really just go out and pay players hundreds of millions of dollars to play for them?!

 

There is a $140 million difference in the payrolls of the Twins and those cheaters!! $140 million!!

If you take A-roid, Jeter, and Texiera's the d-bag’s contracts for THIS YEAR, it’s about $71 million… the Twins payroll is $65 million for this year…

chew on that fact for a little while…

Oh… but to the yankees, that $140 million difference is just one more players contract…

ALSO…

Who builds a stadium THAT RIDICULOUS?!

318 to left, and 314 to right?! —wow—

seriously, wiffle-ball fences are farther than that… there are TOO many 1st row, cheap homeruns in that place they call a ballpark…

Now, lets just do some simple math ok?...

($$ to get as many superstars as needed WANTED)

+

(A stadium with outrageous dimensions)

=

a cheap way to win…

AND

Steinbrenner just needs to croak already...

SCREW THE YANKEES